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Kinder-Witze

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"Wie fängt man ein wildes Kaninchen?" Fragt Michael seinen Freund. "Man setzt sich unauffällig in eine Ackerfurche und ahmt das Geräusch einer wachsenden Mohrrübe nach!" antwortet sein Freund.

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"Mein Hund lügt!", sagt Kai zu seinen Freund. "Das glaube ich nicht."
"Doch pass auf. Hasso, wie macht eine Katze?"
"WAU,WAU"
"Siehst du!"

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